Chapter 6

CHAPTER 6: Castle Peach

Princess Peach and Falco are in their castle talking about world domination. Peach says “We’re close to getting the Egg. The prophecy will be fulfilled.” Then Bowser and Bowser Jr. bust down the wall and say “Peach you’re coming with us, we’re going to kidnap you!” Daisy then shoots them both in their heads and shatters their skulls. They hear a voice from the shadows say “That was easy” and Ganondorf walks out still holding the mac n’ cheese, which was obviously gone bad. Peach says “What’s going on here?” and Ganondorf responds “I’m with the League of Evil Villains and we’re here to stop the League of Villains Who Aren’t Really Villains”. Then King Dedede comes out and throws a spike ball at them, but forgets that Falco has a reflector and launches it back. King Dedede remembers to dodge and it flies over his head and hits Daisy in the stomach. Peach runs over to Daisy and says “My sister!”. Before she can reach Daisy, Yoshi crashes through the ceiling and ground pounds Daisy to dust before eating her remains. “I’ve finally defeated you Daisy!” He says, with a grizzled appearance and 5 o’clock shadow.. Captain Falcon falls through the roof and lands on Yoshi, knocking him out. Confused on how he got there he says “Show me your moves!” Ness then falls through the ceiling and crushes Captain Falcon and Yoshi and yells “Everyone get down!”, holding out pk starstorm. “You killed my friends Young Link and Toon Link, now I am going to kill you all!” Luigi, secretly disguised as the tables in the room, begins to try and leave when he hears this. Marth then steps out and cuts off Ness’ head. He speaks into his walky talky “Do it now father, end all of this!” Snake’s voice comes over the mic and says “I’m doing it, I’m launching the nukes.” A big timer shows up on the ceiling and begins counting down from 10. But then the timer stops and a bunch of static comes over the mic followed by “pika pika”. Luigi, hearing this, realizes that this is his chance. He pulls Pichu out of his backpack and says “Go Pichu! Find where Snake was broadcasting from and defeat Pikachu!” He then throws Pichu through the roof. Luigi then realizes that he’s blown his cover and everyone draw their weapon on him, to which Luigi weakly says “mamamia” before being brutally murdered.