Chapter 10

CHAPTER 10: The Final Battle of The Vault

Peach is standing, looking over The Vault, when she is approached by the Ice Climbers. “We have been slumbering for a thousand years, but now we are here to reclaim The Vault” they say simultaneously in an unsettling way. Peach is apprehensive with allying with them because she thought they had been destroyed a thousand years ago. Then Falco’s ship crashes out of the sky and kills Nana. Popo flies into an uncontrollable rage, swinging his hammer wildly and crushing Peach. Wolf says “Falco, nooo!”. Wii Fit Trainer is preparing to defend The Vault when Pikachu lands in front of her. Wii Fit Trainer says “I’ll never let you pass”, to which Pikachu responds “pika pika”. Wii Fit Trainer salutes the sun at Pikachu but it does nothing because he has achieved god-form. Despairing, Wii Fit Trainer spikes herself with a volleyball, killing herself. Luigi and the others show up with their weapons to defend The Vault as Mario arrives to help Pikachu. Mario is still in Dark Samus’ armor but his cap is now purple. Mario says to Luigi “I will make sure you stay dead this time, brother!” Pichu then crashes through the ceiling with ROB and squares off against Pikachu. ROB looks at Luigi and says “Father! You’re alive!” Pichu says “You are my bestest friend and lover!” An explosion of epic proportions then rocks The Vault as Wario explodes out of the closet and up into the sky in a massive fart. The top half of his body is still in the egg. Mario exclaims “This is impossible! The prophecy did not speak of the Egg like this!” Having broken the prophecy time and space begin to warp and Mario transforms into Sonic. Pichu in the confusion then dashes through Pikachu, killing him. While Sonic is still trying to figure out what happened, Luigi kills him. Popo, still raging attacks. Pac-Man takes out a rifle and says “I’ve been waiting a thousand years for this” and shoots Popo through the head, shattering his skull. Palutena then begins to rain hellfire down on the world, saying “I’m done with this’. Rosalina doesn’t like that Palutena is destroying the world so she rains hellfire down on Palutena. This wipes the world clean. The Egg and Wario then fuse to become Waluigi and he lands to start a new Super Smash Bros. where all the most wanted characters get in and all the old cast is gone.