Chapter 4

CHAPTER 4: Samuses

Samus and Ridley are locked in an epic confrontation. Zero Suit Samus walks in and asks “what’s going on here?” Samus then removes her helmet and reveals she is actually a man, and is in fact Luigi. Luigi explains that Kirby was disguised as him and was killed earlier. We need to go, it’s only a matter of time before they realize that was Kirby they killed and come for me”. Ridley is confused. Luigi says “Ridley I’m sorry I can’t battle you today. You can go rival Captain Falcon for now.” Ridley understandingly goes to leave but is killed by a missile shot by Dark Samus. Dark Samus takes off his helmet, revealing himself to be Mario, and says “I’m afraid I can’t let you do that Luigi”. Zero Suit then tackles Mario to the ground and says “I’ll hold them off Luigi, you escape while you can!” Luigi runs to his spaceship and gets in. Seeing that Mario has dispatched of Zero Suit Samus, he turns to his co pilot Jigglypuff and says “Punch it!”. Jigglypuff says “Jigglypuff”, which translates to “aye aye captain” and presses light speed button.