Chapter 3

CHAPTER 3: Links

Links returns from his quest to defeat Ganondorf to Hyrule Castle to see Princess Zelda. Zelda says “Wait, aren’t I usually captured?”. Link turns to see he actually rescued Daisy. Before he can say anything she shoots him through head and scatters his skull. Toon Link and Young Link are returning when they see this happen. They turn to flee but are met with the gaping mouth of a hungry Wario, who eats Toon Link. Zelda says “What’s going on here? The castle is under siege!” Peach steps out of the shadows and says “Yes it is”. Wario moves in to Young Link, but a tongue wraps around him and he is eaten by Yoshi. Yoshi says to Young Link “You’d better run if you don’t want to be eaten.” Zelda turns into Sheik and disappears in a puff of smoke (she can’t do this as Zelda). Young Link seeing no other option grabs Link’s body and throws it to Yoshi to hold him off. Yoshi begins eating Link, giving Young Link time to run off into the distance. Ganondorf walks into the room and asks “Who ordered the mac n’ cheese?”, but realizing the room is full of corpses thinks this is awkward and leaves.